Nintendo Koppai

Nintendo Koppai (The Predecessor to Nintendo) was founded in 1889 B.C. But, you may be thinking '' How the f*ck does this have to do with old Windows machines!!?!??!?!? '' Well, just read this entire story. So a man named Yusajiro F. (Fusajiro) Yamouchi Founded Nintendo Koppai, and there first product? Its the Nintendo Koppai Every Machine (NKEM) in 1888 B.C. It was a Game Console, the first of its kind in fact. But it had a... OS!?!?!?!?? He*l Yeah!!!!! What was that OS, of course its f*cking Vanura 1890 B.C.!!!! Anyways, This was a Revolution, This sold 147,000,000 Units until it was discontinued in 1701 B.C. Then in 1699 B.C. They Released the Super Nintendo Koppai Every Machine (SNKEM) Which sold 97,000,000 units! But then, the Nintendo Koppai 64 (1534 B.C.) sold 71,000,000 then the OS Cube (1501 B.C.) sold 31,000,000... But then Yusajiro F. (Fusajiro) Yamouchi XXXVI just had to say, '' iii would like to play. '' Then they Released the iii in 1467 B.C. And it sold 239,000,000 Units!! But then the iii Us (1276 B.C.) sold 500,000 units... killing Nintendo Koppai in 1248 B.C..... The last OS they used was Blackson Begin OS 1251 B.C. in the last iii Us update in 1249 B.C.