Windows Fresh Edition



This operating system, introduced in 2020, came complete with gifs of my parents divorcing.

this is the operating system most likely to have you jumpin up and down and shoutin the startt menu is back.

this operating system release was recalled immediately after introduction because it was a test from the bill and melinda gates foundation to see how effective an operating system could be at combating maleria

this operating system requires 16gb of ram, for when it partitions all those gifs of your fuckin toes curlin. its fat64. its gonna make your toes curl. bill brought in paul reiser to make him an fs and to beat up his wife
 * bill and melinda gates fuckin toes curled when they saw how effective windows fresh was at beating maleria
 * things just havent been the same since their fuckin toes curled and now bill and melinda wont speak to each other. its now known as the bill and melinda gates sleep in different rooms foundation.
 * things just havent been the same since their fuckin toes curled and now bill and melinda wont speak to each other. its now known as the bill and melinda gates sleep in different rooms foundation.

this is the operating system for you if you:


 * have maleria
 * like to eat fresh, eat flesh, and eat bugs
 * have a harddrive in need of a poundin by paul reiser
 * richard m stallman IS going to go to jail
 * i am going to inherit the GNU and make templeOS templeOS/GNU.
 * richard m stallman is going to go to jail
 * your computer WILL feel my grip